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When you’re watching you’re favorite show and you have to pee

halfm3rmaidhalfunic0rn:

You’re like:

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But the moment it cuts to a commercial,

And you run to the toilet like:

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After you’ve done peeing you run back to the tv like

While running you’re worried the show has already started so you’re like

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But then you make it in time so you’re like

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(Source: retardedwhisperer, via laughcentre)

whoreoscopes:

doomf:

That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

25796323689432 feet you say?

(Source: anrdew, via laughcentre)

Before tumblr: Wow that's sad
After tumblr: MY CREY ASJGLJGFFS I CAN'T, I CAN'T. I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY EMOTIONS ARE DOING RIGHT NOW
Before tumblr: He's cute
After tumblr: YOU FLAWLESS BEING. I am offended BY YOUR FACE. NOW GET IN MY BED
Before tumblr: Oh a new picture from that movie that's coming out
After tumblr: DEAR GOD WE HAVE A NEW STILL I HAVE TO MAKE GRAPHICS. WHERE DID THIS PICTURE COME FROM ASKLHSDGLKJH
Before tumblr: I'm bored
After tumblr: guise guise guise talk to me send me perverted things I won't judge you
Before tumblr: What a cute couple
After tumblr: I SHIP THEM SO HARD IT HURTS

penisandferb:

Tamia LovinYhu Robinson doesn’t give a fuck

(via laughcentre)

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

peetaslongbun:

Can we all please just take a moment to appreciate Jennifer Lawrence’s laugh.

(via laughcentre)

Gale: Don't cha wish your boyfriend shot squirrels like me
Katniss: Gale, stop-
Gale: Don't cha wish your boy got all the girls like me
Katniss: Just-
Gale: DON'T CHA
Katniss: Pleas-
Gale: DON'T CHA
Peeta: Don't cha wish your boyfriend was fun like me
Katniss: Oh god not you too-
Peeta: Don't cha wish your boyfriend baked buns like me
Katniss: Peeta-
Peeta: DON'T CHA
Katniss: Make it stop-
Peeta: DON'T CHA
benicetonerds:

Life, and all its tough decisions.

benicetonerds:

Life, and all its tough decisions.